Mister K. Webcomic
Lineup
Lou
That's me. I'm an aspiring private eye, working for the Gentleman to my left. We're currently working a case about a dead dog. Ridiculous, if you ask me. But hardly anyone ever does. I may not get a lot respect around here, but just wait and see. One day I'll prove him wrong.
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Mister K.
Mr. K. thinks he's a fount of wisdom. I know him for his dead on target incapacity for identifying priorities. It always turns out to be my problem. What bugs me is that, more often than I'd like to admit, he's right. Since his career is built on his reputation, he never mentions his name.
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The Victim
And here is whom Mister K. calls "murder victim": The late Sparky Barf, bemoaned participant of Personville's 18th beauty contest for dogs. Yes, competition drives people to do the craziest things. But killing a tyke that only makes your dog look better? Phooey!
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The Suspect
This handsome maverick is not only a swift cookie with the women. Eldred "Chino" Peck is also leading his purebreed "Beau" to another start-to-finish victory. And yet he's somehow managed to become Mister K's primary suspect.
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The Witness
Finally, a mysterious witness who's seen it all will help us not to solve this "case". This jasper knows all the secret government stuff like the back of his hand. It might shock you but, in fact, they've been lying to you. Says he.
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"How is it possible that a wise and honest man like me experiences nothing but misery? Well, I blame Philipp Keller. And without Michael Schneider and Michael Meyer I wouldn't have this enormous shnozzle and these hideous bags under my eyes. But what makes you such a prize anyway?"
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